Overheard in Target

From the next aisle over:

Child (around 5 or 6): *cough* *cough* *cough* *haaaack!*
Child's Mom: "Are you okay?"
Child: "Guess I shouldn'ta' put that in my mouth."

I thought it was funny. For the record, this is my 100th post! Glad it was one that I spent a lot of time on.