Redneck Pictures

Here's a post that I meant to do quite a while ago. My mom sent me one of those "you might be a redneck if" e-mails, littered with pictures that could all have been taken here in St. Mary's county. In any case, I uploaded the pictures and promptly forgot about it. Then, the same e-mail made the rounds at work, and I was like "Oh yeah." I now present to you what I feel were the three funniest pictures: Okay. Okay. That is just too funny- a graham cracker gingerbread house of a trailer- and look at the selection of cars! A monster truck, an old muscle car and a firebird on blocks in the front lawn! Not only that, but it looks like one window is covered with a tarp. The attention to detail is astounding. I swear, this could have been based on any of approximately 5 to 6 houses that I used to pass on my way to work when I lived off of Great Mills road. Next!

The guy is wearing a shirt that says "If I throw a stick will you leave?" in his engagement picture. In the paper. That's even better than my previous favorite from the Elkhart Truth that I mentioned before. And I saved the best for last- I won't even add any of my own commentary.