Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Gas Prices

Yes, high gas prices suck. You'll never hear me say otherwise. Also, price gouging is bad. It's illegal. We know this.

That said, I have to go against popular opinion for a second. Remember a few months when gas was totally outrageous? Of course you do. Then we find out that the gas companies posted all-time high profits. I, like everyone else, was outraged. "Who are these fat cat oil-barons, gouging us hardworking folk with their high prices and making a profit!"

But if you think about it, could it just be math? Now, I'm being devil's advocate. But like all companies, don't the gas stations make a percentage profit? They buy the oil for one price, refine it, and sell it for a percentage more so they can make a living. Let's say their profit is 5%. When gas is $1.00 a gallon, and they sell 1000 gallons a month, their profit will be $50. Then, for the first time in history, gas hits $5 a gallon. The station sells their 1000 gallons, and now their profit is $250- a record.

"Shenanigans!" we cry! "This is crap!" "Why should the oil companies be making that much money?" Now again, devil's advocate: Are we or are we not a capatalist society? Who are we to tell them that they have to make less of a profit because their industry is expensive? That's (loosely) like having a nation-wide bacon shortage. Let's say a slice of bacon goes up $0.80, now Panera's bacon-turkey bravo sandwich went up $1.00. Would we be up in arms? Would we say hog-raisers are gouging us when we need ham the most?

Profits are based on a percentage. Would we expect congress to dictate that McDonald's only make 50 cents a sandwich, whether it's that lame little regular hamburger or the super duper double big Mac? No, that's insane, and it's not how the world works.

I keep seeing people on the news complaining that "Bush needs to do something to get these prices down" (these complainers are usually driving SUVs). No, loser, you need to get your consumption down. There's a reason you won't hear me shouting about gas prices: because I control how much I use. It's not like they're taxing oxygen or something. Where does this attitude come from? People set up their lifestyle to use so much gas, then when they can't afford it, they complain that the government needs to intervene. Where's the personal responsibility? Use how much gas you can afford!

Now I know people need to get to work, and we should definitely watch the oil barons a little closer, but take a little initiative. If you want a crusade, check out the soaring real-estate prices in Southern Maryland. That's something that expensive for no reason- people can't afford homes. Sure we're mad at the developers and builders, but did we demand that Bush get the St. Mary's county housing prices down? No, we looked at our finances and bought a house we could afford.

If I have a point, I guess it's this: manage your own life and you won't need to demand that the government manage it for you. Now I'm off the soapbox.

Update:
I have to clarify- I'm not really defending big oil. My main point when I set out on this rant was that I'm sick of people complaining about gas prices when they aren't doing anything to use less gas. I decided to throw in my little profit theory, and it became clear that I know very little about business. Jim (my step-dad) explained to me that they're supposed to adhere to price based on their fixed and variable costs- so when the price of oil goes up 10%, that shouldn't lead to a 10% increase in profit. So, yes we need to monitor oil companies and make gas prices fair. I never believed that big oil was a group of saints only making enough to feed their families. No word on how Panera operates.

My main problem is people demanding that we crack open reserves or increase drilling because gas went up 10 cents a gallon. Another thing Jim pointed out is that out of new cars sold, the same percentage of them have been SUVs since 2004. That's what's great about America- we don't learn very quickly. Back in high school Mr. Farr (my US histroy teacher) talked about the gas crisis in the seventies- how it forced everyone to buy smaller, more efficient cars. Gradually, the public learned that you can get buy with less gas. Then, the fuel crisis ended. As Mr. Farr asked "So, we all kept driving our small efficient cars, right? Wrong! We went right back to the gas guzzlers." People! Use your short-term memory!

Another anecdote that I couldn't work in anywhere: During last summer's fuel crunch, the news was interviewing people at the pumps (that's what I love about the local news- they go right to the source), and one lady was whining about gas prices. There was the obligatory "Someone needs to get these prices down. We had to cancel our family vacation because of it!" At this point gas was up like 25 cents a gallon from normal. They were driving an SUV (of course) that gets, let's say, 15 miles per gallon. It was a family in D.C. so let's say they were driving somewhere insane, like Disneyland. Round trip that's 5300 miles. So, due to the sudden fuel cost increase, they were out an extra...88 bucks! That's why you canceled the family vacation? 88 dollars? Did they even think about it? Did they do the math?

The lesson, as always, is that people are dumb.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Dell Video Problem

Friends and family- please let me explain that this post is nothing more than a way to house some pictures for a question I'm asking on a Dell help site. It's pretty boring. But, if anyone has any ideas, please let me know!

Dell Inspiron 5150
BIOS A38
Intel Pentium 4, 3.06GHz
512 MB of RAM
ATI Mobility Radeon 9000, Driver ver 6.14.10.6371
DirectX ver 9.0c (4.09.0000.0904)

So, I bought this laptop about 2 years ago, and it always worked fine. One fateful day, Kate purchased the Sims 2 and we installed it. Everything was fine for upwards of a year. However, one day, it stopped working. When you try to run the Sims, this is what you see:


Once you exit the Sims, you see this:

I tried to fix it for a long time- I'm pretty computer literate, so I've done all the obvious things: I installed all the latest drivers & patches, and did all the windows updates. Nothing. Kate was so desperate to play it that I actually formatted the hard drive so I could start over with a clean slate- Nothing. The problem kept coming back. After all my effort I finally gave up and figured it was a problem with the game.

So, flash forward to now. I tried to play Star Wars: Empire at War, and it has the exact same problem. This changes everything, because now I know it's a problem with the computer, not just one program. I discovered if you run the DirectX self-test, you see the same type of effect. So, I've spent the better part of this weekend trying to make it all work. I did all the standard fixes again, but still no effect. After web-chatting with Dell (you can't really get a human on the phone anymore; for that matter the chat may have been a clever computer program) for 2+ hours, we came back to the old "Re-install windows." But this time there's a twist: I should flash the BIOS first! Since I had version A03, and the newest version is A38, I'll assume that they've made some updates. So I bid goodbye to Worthy Moodey (the chat tech) and began the BIOS upgrade. Of course that in itself didn't fix the problem, so today I reformatted the computer (again).

So, 7+ hours of work, and what do you know? The problem shows up immediately! Now I'm going to ask the Dell forums for help, and hope one of the geniuses there can diagnose the problem.

Here's the chat session, if that helps anyone. It's fun to see how I answer questions before they're asked, then they ask them anyway. I have to believe s/he was working multiple cases at once, especially at the end when we were trying to figure out why it wouldn't let me update the BIOS. He goes away for 7 minutes, then returns with "It should be okay." I'm like "I know it should, but you left to figure out why it doesn't work." It's more fun to read the transcript if you can imagine me becoming more and more impatient and irritated. Notice that there's usually several minutes between lines.


04/21/2006 04:51:35PM
Session Started with Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey)
04/21/2006 04:51:35PM
Marc Burgess: "Video problem - Most likely DirectX but I have the latest version and video drivers"
04/21/2006 04:52:06PM
Marc Burgess: "Is someone there?"
04/21/2006 04:52:23PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Thank you for contacting Dell Hardware Warranty Chat Support! Please give me a moment to review your question and retrieve your service tag information."
04/21/2006 04:52:42PM
Marc Burgess: "Allright."
04/21/2006 04:54:55PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Would you please verify the person or company name that owns this system and the current address of the system?"
04/21/2006 04:55:32PM
Marc Burgess: "My name is Marc Burgess, but the computer was purchased for me as a gift by Kate XXXXXXX."
04/21/2006 04:55:52PM
Marc Burgess: "We now live at XXXXXXXXXXXXX."
04/21/2006 04:56:10PM
Marc Burgess: "Is that what you needed?"
04/21/2006 04:56:29PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "yes."
04/21/2006 04:56:36PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Thank You. May I have your phone number and e-mail address?"
04/21/2006 04:56:55PM
Marc Burgess: "XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, XXXX@XXXX.com
04/21/2006 04:58:28PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Is this a new or existing case?"
04/21/2006 04:58:56PM
Marc Burgess: "It's been happening for a while, but I haven't previously contacted Dell about it."
04/21/2006 05:00:38PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Thanks for verifying the info."
04/21/2006 05:00:56PM
Marc Burgess: "No problem."
04/21/2006 05:01:18PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "What seems to be the problem with the video?"
04/21/2006 05:02:19PM
Marc Burgess: "When I try to run games with 3D graphics (namely the Sims 2 and Star Wars: Empire at war) the 3D elements are completely distorted."
04/21/2006 05:02:39PM
Marc Burgess: "It just kind of makes a starburst pattern, with the 2D icons on top."
04/21/2006 05:02:59PM
Marc Burgess: "It also makes the whole screen sort of checker board-ish."
04/21/2006 05:03:18PM
Marc Burgess: "I made some screen shots of it, if that would help."
04/21/2006 05:04:03PM
Marc Burgess: "It happened forever with the Sims, so I thought it was just the game, but yesterday when i tried star Wars I got the same effect."
04/21/2006 05:04:19PM
Marc Burgess: "If I run the DirectX self test thing, it does the same problem."
04/21/2006 05:04:51PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Is it only with that game?"
04/21/2006 05:05:31PM
Marc Burgess: "It seems to happen with anything that uses DirectX 3D. Then after you exit the game, all the icons on the computer are messed up."
04/21/2006 05:07:10PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Have any of the games worked normally before?"
04/21/2006 05:08:05PM
Marc Burgess: "The Sims worked fine for at least a year, then one day it stopped. I think it was after Windows did an automatic update."
04/21/2006 05:08:18PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Do you recall when that was?"
04/21/2006 05:08:57PM
Marc Burgess: "Wow, no sorry. That was several months ago."
04/21/2006 05:10:47PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "So you've just been dealing with the video problem since that?"
04/21/2006 05:11:28PM
Marc Burgess: "Well, Kate was the only one who played the Sims, so she just stopped playing it and it never came up with anything else I was doing."
04/21/2006 05:11:46PM
Marc Burgess: "So yes, I've been living with the issue snce then."
04/21/2006 05:12:12PM
Marc Burgess: "I even reformatted the computer once, but that didn't fix it (which made no sense to me)."
04/21/2006 05:12:25PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "OK, is the update crucial to anything that is running on your computer?"
04/21/2006 05:13:33PM
Marc Burgess: "I couldn't tell you, windows just pushes the updates 20 at a time. And they're all labeld "Critical Update.""
04/21/2006 05:13:54PM
Marc Burgess: "I've installed the latest video drivers and DirectX, to no avail."
04/21/2006 05:14:28PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Are you chatting with me on this computer?"
04/21/2006 05:14:52PM
Marc Burgess: "Yes."
04/21/2006 05:16:13PM
Marc Burgess: "I do have another computer that i could use if need be, but I'd hate to wait in the cue again."
04/21/2006 05:16:18PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Have you tried updating the video driver as well?"
04/21/2006 05:17:16PM
Marc Burgess: "Yup. it is an ATI Radeon Mobility 9000- ATI doesn't give drivers, and the latest one from Dell is from September 2003."
04/21/2006 05:18:50PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "OK, let me check on something else please, couple minutes."
04/21/2006 05:18:58PM
Marc Burgess: "Sure."
04/21/2006 05:21:52PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Thanks for waiting"
04/21/2006 05:22:08PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Is the computer connected to a docking station?"
04/21/2006 05:22:33PM
Marc Burgess: "No. I do have an external Monitor, Keyboard and Mouse, though."
04/21/2006 05:25:05PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "OK Does it happen with the LCD and the external monitor?"
04/21/2006 05:25:26PM
Marc Burgess: "Yes. They always look the exact same."
04/21/2006 05:27:04PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Just a minute please."
04/21/2006 05:27:57PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "What about uninstalling/reinstalling the software, tried that?"
04/21/2006 05:28:27PM
Marc Burgess: "Yup, several times."
04/21/2006 05:28:44PM
Marc Burgess: "It always comes back."
04/21/2006 05:29:28PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "And you reformatted the drive and reinstalled windows?"
04/21/2006 05:30:06PM
Marc Burgess: "Yes. It came right back. That was the part that really confused me."
04/21/2006 05:30:30PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yeah, I'll bet. Me too!! Are you using DVI or VGA?"
04/21/2006 05:30:54PM
Marc Burgess: "VGA."
04/21/2006 05:31:10PM
Marc Burgess: "I think- that's just normal right?"
04/21/2006 05:31:18PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes."
04/21/2006 05:31:24PM
Marc Burgess: "It's whatever every computer I've ever had uses."
04/21/2006 05:32:42PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Flashed the bios?"
04/21/2006 05:33:28PM
Marc Burgess: "I've thought about it, but Dell has very ominous warnings about dong that. I think I have the most current version as of the last time I checked."
04/21/2006 05:33:36PM
Marc Burgess: "Is there a way to check without restarting?"
04/21/2006 05:34:35PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "This is a suggestion from Dell so I think it will be OK."
04/21/2006 05:35:03PM
Marc Burgess: "Where should I go for that? It's been a while."
04/21/2006 05:36:12PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "I can send you the link to the web site."
04/21/2006 05:36:27PM
Marc Burgess: "That'd be good."
04/21/2006 05:36:41PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Before I send you the link, please go to START - CONTROL PANEL - INTERNET OPTIONS - ADVANCED TAB and disable REUSE WINDOWS by unchecking it.Also please disable any pop-up blockers temporarily. This is so that when I send this link it will not close the ch"
04/21/2006 05:37:11PM
Marc Burgess: "Can we store this as a "case file" or something in case it doesn't work?"
04/21/2006 05:37:49PM
Marc Burgess: "Done."
04/21/2006 05:38:16PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes I will give you a case# before you start that process."
04/21/2006 05:38:44PM
Marc Burgess: "Cool."
04/21/2006 05:40:22PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "I'll send the link first."
04/21/2006 05:43:43PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Standby for the link."
04/21/2006 05:44:36PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey) sends page: "http://support.dell.com/"
04/21/2006 05:44:57PM
Marc Burgess: "Okay, it opened up."
04/21/2006 05:45:22PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Put in your service tag and go to drivers and downloads."
04/21/2006 05:45:37PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Make sure windows xp shows as well."
04/21/2006 05:45:56PM
Marc Burgess: "This is where I started my afternoon. :-)"
04/21/2006 05:46:16PM
Marc Burgess: "Okay, I see the flash bios updates."
04/21/2006 05:46:27PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes go to that.."
04/21/2006 05:47:25PM
Marc Burgess: "So it appears the latest is I5150A38. Should I save that?"
04/21/2006 05:47:56PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes. If you already have it the system will let you know."
04/21/2006 05:48:53PM
Marc Burgess: "I saved it to the desktop. Should I try to run it now?"
04/21/2006 05:50:30PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Just a moment because at the end you will need to restart the computer and that will disconnect us."
04/21/2006 05:50:54PM
Marc Burgess: "Okay."
04/21/2006 05:51:08PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Let me get the case# then we can continue."
04/21/2006 05:55:00PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Still getting number."
04/21/2006 05:55:11PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "I can suggest a couple other things too."
04/21/2006 05:55:41PM
Marc Burgess: "That'd be great."
04/21/2006 05:57:38PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "You can try reseating your video card and also running diags on the card to see if you get any errors or fail codes."
04/21/2006 05:58:07PM
Marc Burgess: "Is there a help page for that?"
04/21/2006 05:58:22PM
Marc Burgess: "I'd be hesitant to crack open the case, though."
04/21/2006 05:59:22PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "You can get to it from the same website. Just put 32 bit diagnostics in the search bar and it will give you a list of articles that include how to run the diags."
04/21/2006 06:01:28PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "For future reference you will receive a copy of this chat journal via email."
04/21/2006 06:01:33PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "I am constantly striving to improve my service. If there is anything I can do to help improve your experience, please don't hesitate to let me know by contacting my manager via email at us_acs_team_1@dell.com."
04/21/2006 06:01:49PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "If you need further assistance with this case, you may contact us via [Chat]: www.dell.com/chat support or [Email]: us_acs_team_1@dell.com (include your Case#, Express Service Code and other relevant information) [Subject]: Team 311 Email Dell Inc. Case"
04/21/2006 06:01:58PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Case# 130930490"
04/21/2006 06:02:21PM
Marc Burgess: "Cool. So should I just run the BIOS Update?"
04/21/2006 06:03:54PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes and if you have no luck with that chat back with us and we'll try something else. Is there anything else that I can help you with today?"
04/21/2006 06:04:33PM
Marc Burgess: "I don't think so. If I already have the new BIOS, it will tell me without restarting, right?"
04/21/2006 06:05:01PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes. That's right."
04/21/2006 06:05:52PM
Marc Burgess: "Okay, I'll give it a go. If I already have it I'll let you know if a minute."
04/21/2006 06:06:04PM
Marc Burgess: "If not, thanks for the help!"
04/21/2006 06:06:18PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "OK Just in case. Thank You for choosing Dell Hardware Warranty Chat Support. Have a Great Day!"
04/21/2006 06:07:26PM
Marc Burgess: "You too! I'll either be right back or we'll be disconnected. Thanks again!"
04/21/2006 06:08:19PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "OK. No problem."
04/21/2006 06:09:42PM
Marc Burgess: "It says "Notice! Running on an Unsupported System!" and the continue button is grayed out."
04/21/2006 06:10:16PM
Marc Burgess: "It say my current bios is A03, and the upgrade is to A38, so that seems like a pretty big jump."
04/21/2006 06:11:06PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes it is."
04/21/2006 06:11:26PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Let me see if there is another one we can choose from."
04/21/2006 06:11:33PM
Marc Burgess: "So, what can I do? My only option is cancel."
04/21/2006 06:11:42PM
Marc Burgess: "Sorry -got ya."
04/21/2006 06:11:44PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes cancel that."
04/21/2006 06:12:04PM
Marc Burgess: "Is this one of those times I have to go to 4 first, then to 5, etc?"
04/21/2006 06:12:37PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yeah, looks that way."
04/21/2006 06:14:45PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "The earliest version is A23 and that is still a big jump."
04/21/2006 06:15:41PM
Marc Burgess: "I could try it,, but all I can find is 38. Can you send the link again?"
04/21/2006 06:16:02PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes, no problem."
04/21/2006 06:16:45PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey) sends page: "http://support.dell.com/"
04/21/2006 06:17:54PM
Marc Burgess: "I've got that, but the only option is still A38."
04/21/2006 06:19:20PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "This is puzzling. Let me inquire please."
04/21/2006 06:23:54PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Still checking."
04/21/2006 06:26:24PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Thanks for waiting. Was told that if that is the latest bios version then it is OK."
04/21/2006 06:27:03PM
Marc Burgess: "Yes, but the BIOS update exe won't let me press continue."
04/21/2006 06:27:34PM
Marc Burgess: "The only button I can press is "cancel.""
04/21/2006 06:28:20PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Ahhh. I see."
04/21/2006 06:28:55PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "I tell you what, let's just try the other things I mentioned and see what happens. I thought about one more thing too."
04/21/2006 06:30:02PM
Marc Burgess: "I'd still like to update the bios, now that I know it's so out of date."
04/21/2006 06:30:37PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yeah, I know. You can boot into safe mode and see if the same type of distortion is there."
04/21/2006 06:31:05PM
Marc Burgess: "Hmm...Interesting."
04/21/2006 06:31:43PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "If so, then we may have to try a windows repair or reloading again. Not sure why that didn't work in the beginning."
04/21/2006 06:31:56PM
Marc Burgess: "I don't know if DirectX stuff will even run in safe mode."
04/21/2006 06:33:07PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "You're right, it may not."
04/21/2006 06:33:29PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Try it anyway and see if it will."
04/21/2006 06:34:43PM
Marc Burgess: "So, how can I get the BIOS updated?"
04/21/2006 06:35:34PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Let me see if there's any other way we can try."
04/21/2006 06:40:43PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Got an answer."
04/21/2006 06:41:14PM
Marc Burgess: "Hit me!"
04/21/2006 06:42:24PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "OK you will need to update to version A24 first so let's try that."
04/21/2006 06:43:02PM
Marc Burgess: "Okay- Where can I find that (since it doesn't show up on the website)?"
04/21/2006 06:44:28PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "It's there under other versions on the download page."
04/21/2006 06:45:27PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "See it?"
04/21/2006 06:45:33PM
Marc Burgess: "Ah hah! Should I go for A23, since that's the earliest?"
04/21/2006 06:46:01PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "You can if you like."
04/21/2006 06:46:30PM
Marc Burgess: "These seem to require making disks."
04/21/2006 06:47:13PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes they do."
04/21/2006 06:48:14PM
Marc Burgess: "Well, I don't have a floppy drive, so I guess I'll go with the iso file."
04/21/2006 06:48:24PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Do you have a CD burner?"
04/21/2006 06:49:16PM
Marc Burgess: "Yeah. So do I need to boot off the burned cd, as though I was formatting?"
04/21/2006 06:49:30PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Yes, that is correct."
04/21/2006 06:50:37PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Is there anything else that I can help you with today?"
04/21/2006 06:51:27PM
Marc Burgess: "I guess that's it. What if this doesn't work?"
04/21/2006 06:51:51PM
Marc Burgess: "Do you have an 800 number or something I can call next time to pick up where we left off?"
04/21/2006 06:52:34PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Then try the other things I suggested and if no luck there, we may have to look at a repair or reinstall of windows."
04/21/2006 06:52:53PM
Marc Burgess: "I can always try that again, I guess."
04/21/2006 06:53:18PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "I don't have one directly to me but if you want to chat back from another computer and ask for me you can."
04/21/2006 06:53:54PM
Marc Burgess: "Okay."
04/21/2006 06:54:06PM
Marc Burgess: "Thanks again for the help!"
04/21/2006 06:54:16PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "Good luck. Thank You for choosing Dell Hardware Warranty Chat Support. Have a Great Day!"
04/21/2006 06:54:22PM
Agent (RTS Worthy Moodey): "No problem."

Saturday, April 15, 2006

10k goal met!

Time: 49:13.63; Dist 6.21mi

There! I'm not really sure anyone was doubting me, but yesterday I ran a 10k in the neighborhood in 49:13, meeting my goal of a sub-50 minute time. Hurray for small victories!

By the way, I know the picture sucks. Kate took my camera to AMO school, so all I had was my phone. For those who don't know, I run with a jogging GPS to help me keep track of everything. Now I just have to meet my goal in an actual race.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

My Heritage Celebrity Matcher

We discovered one of the coolest websites while watching Best Week Ever. It's called My Heritage, and it seems to be mostly family tree type stuff, but they also have photo face recognition. The part that caught our attention was the celebrity face matcher, so of course we had to try it. You have to register to use it, but it's free.
All you do is upload a headshot, and it will tell you the 10 celebrities you most resemble. So who was my #1 match?

It's like looking into a mirrorThat's right, Billy Zane! I guess it could be worse, but I have to tell myself that it keys in on the mouth and eyebrows more than the baldness. In real life, people mostly tell me I look like Tom Brady or Matt Damon (though not in that picture above). None of those two made the list according to My Heritage. Here's their top 10:
1. Billy Zane (66% match)
2. Ted Turner (63%)
3. David Seaman (62%) This is the only match that I can honestly say I've never heard of. He looks a little porn-starry, so this might be him.
4. Ben Stiller (61%)
5. Dennis Quaid (59%) I never noticed a resemblance, but I guess I see it.
6. Wentworth Miller (59%) Kate thinks he's a hottie, but unfortunately Prison Break is one of the dumbest shows I've ever seen.
7. Hayden Christianson (54%)
8. Hillary Swank (54%) Yes, she's a chick, but she played a dude that one time.
9. Billy Bob Thorton (54%)
10. Ralf Schumacher (53%)

Now, if you want high comedy, Ted Turner was Kate's #2 match (59%), so maybe we'll have kids that look like insane media moguls. She also got a 54% match to Billy Zane.

You'll note that I bear a 54% resemblance to Hillary Swank and Billy Bob Thorton- Does that mean I look like their hypothetical child? Awesome!

Anyhow, I highly recommend you check it out.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Run for Hospice

Yesterday Kate and I took part in the 11th annual Run for Hospice, a local 5k/10k/run/walk event. Kate registered for the 5k, and I was going to attempt the 10k, because that's basically what I've done every day since the half-marathon. In my mind I was thinking "Well, I ran 14.6 miles, so 6.2 should be a breeze!" But, it's not really like that. The marathon type runs are centered around endurance, but in the shorter ones, people really haul. For instance, the guy that won the men's 10k this year clocked in at 35:44. That's a pace of 5:45 per mile. Yikes! So, I figured my goal would be to do the course in 50 minutes, mostly because that's a nice round number that's right about 8 min/mile.

Now, I've been practicing this for a few weeks, and have done it successfully twice. Everyone says that you run your best on race days, and it's easier to run with other people, yadda yadda so I thought it would be no problem. Unfortunately, I did not meet my goal. I finished the course in 51:36- no matter what the official race results say. They say I finished in 52:06, and here's why: This is my first race to use "Champion Chips," which are a little plastic thingy you tie into your shoelace. It has a little RF chip that allows them to track everyone individually- so everyone's official time is from when they cross the start line until they cross the finish line, as opposed to the starting buzzer until they cross the finish line. This is important when you're standing well behind the line at the gunshot (I understand that at the Marine Corp marathon you can be standing as much as a mile behind the start line).

So anyway, I have my little chip, and the speaker beeps when I cross the start line. I ran the whole race, came into the final stretch, and sprinted to the end where Kate and our other friends were cheering. I cross the finish line, and I hear the speaker beep again. I look at the big timer display and see 51:36. Okay, fine. I turn around to go find Kate and I hear another "Beep!" Apparently I crossed the finish line again, and a race official guy says "Sir, you can't cross the finish line again, that's a penalty." By the way, I was close enough to the end and the race had thinned out enough that there weren't any other runners around at this moment- it's not like I was battling my way through the oncoming race. Anyway, the guy tells me that I have to put the champion chip in this bucket over here. So I walk towards the bucket (drumroll please) and I hear "Beep!" The smartass guy goes "Well, that's another penalty, for a total of 30 seconds." Now, I'm not sure how I was supposed to get the chip back to the bucket without crossing the line again. More importantly, if this whole system is so smart, why can I still get penalties after I've completed the race? Bite me champion chip!

So in truth I finished in 51:36, which would have actually landed me in 54th place, not 56th (out of 78). Still, not my strongest showing. So, where did I go wrong? Well, I usually maintain a little under a 9 min/mile pace for the first 3 miles, get down to an 8 min/mile for mile 4, then do the last mile as fast as I can. Well, I was being friendly and chatting with a guy around mile 4. I was only going to say hi, but he asked where I was from, and I asked where he was from, and I found out that he was new to the area and looking for a house. I had talked with him about the local housing market for a solid 4 minutes before I realized that he was going a lot slower (about 6.5 mph) than I had planned on (about 7.5 mph). So I took off and resumed my plan. Now, I wont go too far into the math, but while we were talking we covered about .43 miles, which I could have covered in 3.5 minutes by myself. So sure, that's only about 30 seconds, but on the short races seconds count. Throw in the fact that I got stuck in a big group of 5k walkers for a few seconds, and then consider that the course ended with a huge-ass hill I hadn't planned on, and I guess I see where the extra time came from.

So, this has given me new goals. I need to run faster! My three guy friends that were there (Mike Cosgrove - #18, his brother Liam - #35, and Sean Roark - #41) all slayed me, so I'd really like to pick up the pace a little bit.

On the other hand, Kate did really well. I won't ruin it all for you, but you can read her account here. Long story short, she set a goal of 35 minutes, and turned in a 33:59.

We continued our race tradition and hit Cici's pizza buffet afterward. All in all, it was a fun race, but I really would have liked to do better. I can't wait to try my next race!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Oval Stickers Have Jumped the Shark

Seriously- the oval stickers were kind of cool when they first came over from Europe, where they actually served a purpose. In college I remember seeing car that had the "D" or "IRL" or some other genuine oval sticker on them. But now, it's just overdone. I was annoyed when people started putting the oval sticker on their cars with the Purdue logo "P" in the middle, because that doesn't even look like a euro sticker. What's the point? What are you saying to the world? I root for Purdue, but I want to kill two birds with one stone and superficially cash in on a trend?

OBnoXiousThis brings us to my main point- Southern Maryland (and I guess much of the mid-Atlantic region) is just lousy with these damn "OBX" stickers. This purports to be an abbreviation for the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I've never been there, but I hear it's nice if you like that kind of thing. If you go to this site, you can get the oval OBX logo on a bunch of different stuff, including a square flag. So we have a square flag with the oval OBX logo- what are we supporting? The oval OBX sticker? If you want to let people know which vacation destination you favor why don't you just have the OBX logo? Or even better, write out "Outer Banks, NC?" Because (and here's my main problem):
OBX is not an abbreviation for Outer Banks!
There isn't even an "x" in it! This sort of thing really annoys me, like when they start putting the letter x in front of acronyms and saying it stood for "Extreme," which obviously starts with "E!" God I hate people. It's much more accurate if you think the sticker stands for "obnoxious" (which does have an o, a b and an x) because their usually stuck to giant SUVs full of people who really want you to know they like to vacation at a particular beach.

LAXWhile we're on the topic, I've been seeing a lot of "LAX" stickers on cars as well. I figured they either really liked the Los Angeles Airport (I have been there, and it's alright) or they were telling us their favorite vacation spot to combat the OBX zombies. But no, look closer: the LAX stand for Lacrosse! I have news for you- no it doesn't! There's no x in lacrosse! If we get to the heart of it, there's no x in the airport either, but a lot of airport codes are messed up. Washington Dulles is IAD, and poor Sioux City is SUX. But at least the LA airport has been LAX forever. But what about the Outer Banks? I thing they did a two step by shortening it to "Outer Banx" (which is lame) then shortened it to OBX. So apparently x is an abbreviation of "nks." Where does this leave lacrosse? Are they saying that an x equal "cross?" At least sometimes they try to clear it up.

I'll end this post here, but this isn't over. As a parting note, I'm going to have to tell Destin, Florida that "D" is already taken. By Germany. As in the original, actual Euro stickers. Get a life people!