More St. Mary's Today

That paper just gets better and better. Even without the grammatical and spelling errors, it still reads like it was written by a fifth grader. Kate's comment got me to look at the letters to the editor, and let me tell you, it just oozes with professionalism. Have you ever seen a paper that prints "Editor's Note: You are so completely wrong it is incredible to think that anyone can be so stupid." Touche!

Or how about a caption that reads "...one of those involved is administered medical care in the parking lot after one of the opposing gangs scored a hit." "Scored a hit?" That's how we refer to someone being shot?

Additionally, our clever editor refers to Great Mill's Road as "the Highway," so that gives you some perspective.

Totally unrelated: There's a cricket in my laundry room, and I don't know how it got there. He's driving me nuts, but everytime I open the door he clams up and I can't find him. His days are numbered.